Disfigured Diamond

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tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

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wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

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angrynerdyblogger:

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

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ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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malilk:

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literally every person on earth has a double chin when they lay in this position so this is solid proof that zayn aint real

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glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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