Disfigured Diamond

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chaneltbh:

i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you

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badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(Source: ajantas, via koffinq)

mockingkiss:

do you ever know the answer to a question in class but you don’t want to say it and the teacher is looking round at everyone and you’re tempted to say it but just before you get the chance to, the teacher tells you the answer and everyone is mind-blown and stares at the teacher in complete awe like they’re the most intelligent being ever and you just sit there like i knew that

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presentious:

If you ever get bored of me please just tell me straight please dont just start ignoring me because i wont get the hint and itll just hurt me so please just tell me thank you

(via koffinq)

catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

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aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

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