the first 3D movie i ever saw was that spy kids movie and i was so disoriented afterwards that i fell down the stairs
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peeing while on ur period more like
I’m sorry but I fucking died.
So does everyone on this show
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vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty
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you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
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uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
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